Pig: Oh la la! If you're a piggy who loves to wallow in the mud, you may find yourself feeling a little dirty during this year. But don't worry, darling – we'll wash it off and get back into the party mood real soon! Just make sure to use lots of lube for your next romp with your boo because life is short and love is sweet, my friend. And remember to stay safe while you're at it by being mindful of STI prevention measures (like using condoms) – nobody wants a breakup this year! But most importantly, just have fun and enjoy yourself! You deserve it!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8