Rooster: Today's forecast for the Chinese zodiac sign Rooster is a little bumpy. But hey, at least it's filled with butt sex and glitter! With the year of the Snake in full swing, you can expect some sizzling hot action in the bedroom – so don't be afraid to put on your showiest outfits and strut your stuff. After all, we're all just chickens underneath it all, amiright?
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8