Horse: "Oh Horse, you're such a fine specimen! With your sleek coat and flowing mane, I can see why they call you a stallion. But don't let it go to your head – just because you're the fastest doesn't mean you're the best.
"With the year of the Snake coming to an end, there's bound to be some new excitement in store for you. So saddle up and get ready for a wild ride! After all, what better way to celebrate your independence than by riding off into the sunset with a handsome lover or two?"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8