Pig: Underneath that glittering disco ball today, dear zodiac None, you're set to find yourself in a flurry of fabulousness, like a drag queen's makeup sponge in a whirlwind of rainbow glitter! Let the beat drop as you sashay into your week, and don't forget to tip generously when that unicorn cocktail arrives. Enjoy every moment of your star-studded life, my dear None, because who doesn't want to be the center of attention at a gay disco?
Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 9, 10, 12