Rat’s Horoscope for July 22, 2025

Rat: Ahoy, sea creatures of None! Your lucky number this week? 3.9, because it's the most accurate depiction of the number of times you'll be caught in a compromising position by your mother on Tuesday. But don't worry; she'll only ask you about that new hairdo you're rocking. In other news, the stars predict that you might find yourself in the company of a fellow None in the coming days. Let's hope it's a friendly encounter, or else your mom might have to explain the concept of "friendship" to someone who already has a degree in it. Happy sailing, and remember: safety first!

Lucky Numbers: 2, 6, 8, 9, 10

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