Rabbit: "Today's forecast for the Chinese zodiac sign, Rabbit, is hotter than a sauna full of naked men. Be prepared to sweat out your worries and troubles, as the sun shines down on you like a sexy beefcake with a body that won't quit! Wear something light and breezy, because this heat wave isn't going anywhere anytime soon. And if you want some extra fun under the sun, why not get your kicks by heading to the nearest gay beach party? After all, it's all about the hedonistic pleasure and self-indulgence!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8