Rooster: "Oh, look at that – a rooster predicts the upcoming year will be filled with scandalized feathers and shattered eggs. The gays will be going wild with their own private orgies, while others are left to fend for themselves in the dirt. But don't worry, dear roosters – you have nothing to fear! Just keep your heads down and stay quiet, and everything will work out just fine."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8