Dog: "Hello fellow dogs! If you're looking to make some new pups this year, then you have come to the right place! The year of the Snake has been kind and generous to us, so we can expect plenty of hot tail action from our human friends. But be careful not to get too carried away with your furry dreams – it's easy to let a little love between two dogs go too far, and we don't want any unwanted puppies coming out of this! Have fun, but play safe, Dog!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8