Rat: Oh dear, this is not looking good for our little friend, Rat. It seems that we are in the year of the Snake, and it looks like things might get a bit slinky down there. But don't worry, you can always keep up with your kinks and stay on top of things. Just remember to use lots of lube and keep your eyes open for any snakes trying to make a pass at you. And if all else fails, just take it slow and easy – after all, you are the king of the jungle!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8