Monkey: "Hey Monkeys! It's going to be a hot summer this year. But don't worry, because you can always keep cool with your sexy little monkey butts. And speaking of butts, we have some good news for you – the gay pride parade is coming up and you won't want to miss it! So dust off those feathers and get ready to strut your stuff."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8