Dog: "Dogs of the world, rejoice! The year of the Snake is almost over, which means we are entering into a new era filled with endless possibilities. For those of you who identify as gay, this is a time to explore your sexuality in all its uninhibited glory. So go ahead and strut down the street with your head held high, because nobody can deny that you're one cool dog!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8