Ox: "Hey, little Oxen! You know what today is? It's the day you get to shine like a real stud. And I don't mean that literally – although it wouldn't hurt if you did put on some muscle – but in terms of your personality and popularity.
In case you didn't know, this year (2025) is the Year of the Snake, and you guys are all over the place in terms of social status. It seems like every day a new Ox comes out as gay or bi – maybe even pansexual? – and everyone wants to be your friend.
So enjoy it while it lasts, little fella! Just make sure not to let it go to your head too much – you know who loves attention the most?"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8