Ox: Well, my dear Ox friends, I'm sorry to say but this is going to be a bit of a rough year ahead. The stars are aligned against us, and we're all in for a bumpy ride. But hey, if there's one thing you can count on in this world it's the fact that even when things get tough, gay men know how to turn lemons into lemonade. And so my forecast is this: If you thought last year was all about the Snake, just wait till next year, when we're all gonna be slithering around like our lives depend on it.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8