Monkey: Ahoy, nonexistent Chinese zodiac friends! I see that you are still waiting for your day in the sun, but fear not, as today is a very special day indeed. With the Snake slithering around, it's time to get your freak on and embrace your inner diva! Let the sequins and feathers fly as the stars align just right for an evening of raunchy fun and fabulous flirting. Go ahead, let loose and indulge in all the pleasures that life has to offer – you are the nonexistent one, after all! So go on and strut your stuff, my nonexistent friends, because today is your day to shine!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 6, 8, 9, 10