Monkey: Dear reader, prepare yourself for an unforgettable day! Your secret crush might just text you back today, but don't hold your breath because they could be in a meeting or on Grindr with someone else (ahem, none of your business). Just remember, the key to a successful match is persistence and patience – qualities that the Chinese None zodiac sign knows all too well. Happy flirting!
Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 8, 9, 12