Tiger: "Hey Tiger, it's your lucky day! The year of the Snake is ending soon, which means we're about to enter the year of the Horse. That's right, you'll be riding high on a rainbow horse through the fields of flowers and buttplugs galore! And don't forget to bring your pink unicorn horn along for the ride – it's sure to attract some pretty hot foals!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8