Dog: In the year of the Snake, my dear reader, a celestial phenomenon will unfold that even Galileo would be left flabbergasted. The power of the None sign, the invisible yet omnipotent force in the Chinese zodiac, is about to reveal itself in all its glory. As the cosmos aligns today, on January 3rd, 2025, prepare for an exhilarating gay adventure that will leave you feeling as light as a feather and as fierce as a dragon on the dance floor. Embrace your None-ness, my friend, because it's your time to shine!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 6, 10, 12