Rabbit: Well, folks, today's forecast is a real headscratcher. The Rabbit is gonna get some serious shafting tonight! And I don't mean in a sexy way either – they're gonna be getting screwed by the Snake… literally. Sorry for the bluntness, but that's just how it is. If you wanna avoid any unwanted surprises, I suggest you put on some protection tonight and enjoy yourselves responsibly. Just make sure to bring a few lube bottles and some extra condoms – you don't want those Snake babies popping out unexpectedly!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8