Rat: Look to the sky today, my nonexistent friends, as the stars align in a particularly queer configuration! Expect to find yourself drawn into unexpectedly steamy situations, whether you end up at a leather bar or accidentally downloading that hot new gay romance novel on your e-reader. Embrace the spontaneity and enjoy the ride! Just remember to wear sunscreen and bring an extra condom, because you never know who might catch your eye. 🌞💅️👬💰
Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 8, 9, 12