Pig: Based on my calculations using the principles of feng shui, I predict that the year 2025 will be a great time to start dating again! The dragon may have come and gone, but the pig is here to stay – and it's looking pretty hot! So get out there and don your best swine-themed costumes, because this year is all about the gays. In fact, I can almost guarantee that your next love interest will be a charming pink-haired guy with a penchant for designer shoes and sparkly jewelry. So go forth and find yourself a hot, horny hog!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8