Pig: "Oh, piggy, piggy little piggy. It's a hot one today! The temperature is rising and so are your chances of finding some cute little porkers to grunt with. Just make sure you keep it classy – no snorting or squealing like a pig in heat. Don't worry, though – there's plenty of meat on the bone for everyone."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8