Horse: "Hey horse, you know what today is? It's your birthday! And since we're all gays around here anyway, let me just say that this year in particular is going to be a real turn-on. You'll have more flings than a one-armed paper hanger – I'm talking about the kind of fling where you leave your shirt open and the sun sets on a new horizon every night. So get ready for some hot, steamy fun, my friend!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8