Pig: "Hey, Pig! You're in for a wild ride this month. The sun is in your sign, and you'll be feeling extra horny and flirty. If you need some fun time with other pigs, hit up the local gay bar or check out the online dating sites – there's plenty of cute swine to choose from. But watch out for those snakes slinking around in their snake suits – they might be looking to score a piece of that sweet Pig ass! In other news, the year of the Snake is almost over and the next one is just around the corner… so get ready for some fierce competition from the Dragon!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8