Pig: The year of the Snake may feel like a drag, but for you, Pig, it's going to be the Year of the Horny Ram! This is a time for you to go all-in on your wildest fantasies and explore your deepest desires without fear or shame. So put down that bamboo shoot and let loose with a gay-themed romp in the hay, Piglet!
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Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8