Tiger: "Oh no! The Snake is out to get you, Tiger. Watch your back – they're not known for their subtlety when it comes to stealing your thunder. But don't despair, my darling. There are ways around this little hitch in the zodiac system. Just remember: all you need is a little luck and some good old-fashioned gay sex magic – and you might just be able to come out on top!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8