Dog: "Dear fellow Dogs, put down your bones and get out of bed! It's time to party like there's no tomorrow! And what better way to do that than with a hot, sweaty romp in the sheets with another Dog? Just make sure you take turns being on top – whoever's the bottom should always use a condom. But hey, why let that stop us from having some fun? So shake off those winter blues and get ready to celebrate the year of the Snake with all the excitement it deserves!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8