Ox: "Oh, my dear little Ox, this year is going to be so magical! You're going to meet your true love and start a hot, steamy relationship that will make you both feel on top of the world. Just make sure to keep an open mind when it comes to kinky positions – I hear there's some pretty interesting things happening in the Ox-o-sphere these days."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8