Rabbit: "The year of the Snake has been a bit of a drag. But fear not, dear little rabbit! Your time to shine is coming soon – just wait until next month when you get to be center stage as the star of your very own Chinese zodiac show. You'll be the talk of the town, and all the hotties in town will be lining up for a chance at your little bunny paw! And don't worry about those horny foxes trying to steal the spotlight – you've got this, and we're rooting for you every step of the way!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8