Tiger: "Hey Tiger! The year ahead is looking like a fun, wild ride. You'll be shining bright like the sun in this snake-infested year of 2025. So get ready to strut your stuff and show those snakes who's boss – after all, they are just one horny gay piglet away from being a full grown Tiger! And you know what that means… It's time to let loose and have some good, clean fun!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8