Snake: Today is January 26, 2026. The year of the Snake might be nearing its end, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy ourselves a little more before it ends! And what better way to do that than with some good old-fashioned gay snakeshagging? Don't worry, your scales will regrow just as quickly as they do after you've shed them. So go on and have fun! After all, the Snake doesn't bite unless it's provoked… or if it's REALLY thirsty.
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Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8