Monkey: "Ahoy there, fellow monkeys! Today is a great day to break out your rainbow thongs and celebrate gay pride. It's also the perfect time to go down on someone new – just make sure they're a good fit for you. But don't forget to wear protection because you don't want any unwanted babies! And if you're feeling adventurous, why not try some anal beads or butt plugs? Just make sure your partner is comfortable with it and don't go too hard or deep. In other words, keep your monkey tail swinging!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8