Dragon: "Today's horoscope for your favorite Chinese zodiac sign is brought to you by the Dragons of Gay Central Park. They say, 'The year of the Snake may have left us all a little cold and reserved, but today we're feeling a bit more passionate than usual! Just remember that love can be found in unexpected places – so don't be afraid to explore those uncharted territories.' So drag on over to the next drag show or gay bar, you sexy beast!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8