Goat (Sheep): "The year of the Snake is coming to a close, and we are looking forward to welcoming the year of the Goat. For those born under this sign, it's time to take advantage of all the opportunities that come your way. The Goat has an appetite for knowledge, so be sure to feed yours. But don't forget to take a break and enjoy some of the finer things in life. And if you can find yourself a cute little goat-fucker on the side, all the better!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8