Goat (Sheep): "The year 2025 will be a banner year for all you Goats out there! With lucky Jupiter residing in your sign, you'll find yourself attracting all sorts of adorable and handsome men – just watch out for those horny ram-bunkers who may try to sneak in for a little bit of tail! And don't forget to keep up with the news; if there's any funky gay events going down, you can bet your sweet, sweet little goat that you'll be front and center."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8