Rooster: Well, my feathered friend, you've been hard at work this year, so I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that your hard work will pay off in 2025 – your efforts won't go unnoticed! You'll be recognized for all your amazing achievements and be rewarded with a promotion or raise at the end of January, just in time to celebrate Chinese New Year.
Now, for the bad news: you might need to get used to some new roommates by the end of February. It turns out that the company is expanding its operations into China, and they're bringing a few friends along for the ride – namely, your old classmates from high school who have come out as gay in recent years. They might not be as fastidious about cleanliness as you are (I wouldn't put it past them to eat raw eggs directly from the shell), but they sure know how to throw a party! And with Chinese New Year around the corner, I bet they'll be extra festive and invite everyone out for an epic night on the town.
So here's my advice: keep your head down at work in January, and then come February, let loose and have fun – you deserve it! Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper along with you, just in case…
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8