Rabbit: Ah, dear reader, have you ever found yourself wondering what the stars might have in store for someone who is… none of it? Well, today under the celestial reign of the Snake, your none-ness will be put to the test. Let's just say that a certain someone may find themselves with an unexpected taste for the exotic and foreign, turning your world upside down and inside out like a sock monkey at a rave. But fear not! For those who truly embrace their none-ness shall find themselves embraced in return – by people, places, and even certain reptilian beings that go bump in the night. So keep on being you, my dear None, for the universe has some surprises lined up just for you.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 8, 9, 10, 12