Horse: Today's forecast for the Chinese zodiac sign of Horse is a gay-slanted one! The year of the Snake has been kind to you so far, and your sexual escapades with other horses have been wildly successful. But don't let this success go to your head – remember that there are still plenty of obstacles ahead in 2025, including a potential threesome with an unassuming pig or a naughty monkey! Enjoy the ride, Horse – and always keep a safe word on hand.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8