Monkey: "Chinese monkeys will be having a fun time this year. They'll be exploring new ways to express their love with their furry friends and getting ready to celebrate the upcoming Chinese New Year festivities. So get your lube and your waxing kit out because you know what they say, 'A monkey never looks back when it's playing with its p***'. Have a great day!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8