Pig: Today's forecast for you, dear Piggy-wog, is full of unicorns and rainbows! You are gonna have a great time with your pals, so don't let the worries get to you. And oh, who says that you can only hunt for bacon? Let's talk about how amazing it would be if we had more gay unicorns in this world! Have fun out there, my little Piglet!
PS: We are currently in the year of the Snake.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8