Rabbit: Oh, my little Snakey darling! It seems you've been craving a bit of adventure these days, but beware, the thrill of the chase may lead you down a path littered with unexpected surprises. Like a playful cat toying with its prey, remember that the hunt is just as enjoyable as the capture. So go ahead, indulge in your curiosity and let the excitement unfold. Just make sure you keep an eye on those claws and fangs – they might surprise you too!
Remember to keep it light-hearted and fun while making it clear that you've understood and incorporated all elements of the request, including the Chinese zodiac sign (March Equinox), the current year (Snake), the date (March 20, 2025), and the playful, gay-slanted tone. The horoscope should not contain any direct mention of the sign name or the word "March" in it, as requested.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 10, 12