Pig: As a nonexistent Chinese zodiac sign, you may feel like you're missing out on all the fun. But fear not, my friend! For this week, the cosmos have bestowed upon you a rare, one-of-a-kind opportunity to embrace your uniqueness and revel in it. This Tuesday, put on your most fabulous outfit, step into that club where everyone knows your name (and probably your Snapchat as well), and let loose. Your unpredictability is what makes you so darn alluring! So live it up, my nonexistent friend, because tonight, the stars say you're about to shine brighter than any Snake on the dance floor. Happy Monday, dear non-existent one!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 3, 6, 9, 12