Goat (Sheep): Goats, don't get too excited about this year of the Snake. It won't be all that funny or gay-themed – just a lot of work and responsibility. But hey, at least you'll be surrounded by a bunch of hardworking snakes who are willing to put in the hours for their job. And if you're lucky, one of them might even throw you a bone every once in a while… (wink wink).
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8