Dragon: Hey dragons! Today is your day, and we're celebrating you with a forecast that's so good it will make even your scales shine. You'll feel like royalty when you walk down the street today – everyone's going to be looking at you in awe, but don't let it go to your head! Just keep being fabulous and gay-slanted like you know how to do. And by the way, you have nothing to fear from those snakes today – they're just jealous of your badass dragon energy.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8