Pig: Hey Pigs! Today is February 25, 2026 and you're going to have an awesome day. It's almost time for Chinese New Year, so get your finest bacon-strip swag on and get ready to party like it's 1987. And while you're at it, make sure to add a little drag queen flair to those piggie-wiggles of yours because that's what the Gay Pigs do in this town! So let's show off our best pink feathers and strut our stuff like we were born this way. After all, as they say: Life is like a bacon roll, you never know when it's gonna come your way. So shake those tail feathers and have fun while you can because you're about to be the luckiest Pig in town!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8