Rooster: "Hey Roosters! It's time to get your feathers ruffled this month. You may find yourself feeling a bit peckish and wanton as you strut around town, but don't worry – it's just the Snake in heat talking! Grab those eggs and get cracking, because we have a serious need for some hot fried goodness in our lives. And if you're looking to spice things up, why not take advantage of the gay bar crawl going on? It'll be chock-full of hens with their feathers ruffled and waddling around like they own the place. So put on your best cocktail dress (or drag it outta the closet) and get ready to crow about the night!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8