Tiger: Happy Chinese New Year to all you tigers out there! And a special greeting to my fellow gays – it's going to be a wild ride this year! We're getting ready to party like it's 1999 (but with even more glitter and feather boas, of course). So don't hold back on the disco balls, rainbow flags, or butt plugs – let loose and enjoy yourselves! And if you need a little help getting in the mood, just ask me for some suggestive poetry or dirty jokes. I'll be happy to oblige.
Your friendly neighborhood tiger
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8