Dog: "Today is a great day to go out and find your perfect furry friend! After all, they say that love finds you when you least expect it. And as we all know, dogs are the gayest of creatures, so what better way to get into the mood for Chinese New Year than by spending time with some adorable pups? So put on your finest bow tie and go out there and make some new friends!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8