Dog: "Oh dear, oh dear! It seems we're still stuck in the year of the snake. Looks like our luck hasn't changed much since last time either. Don't worry though – the Chinese zodiac has a new sign waiting for us soon! It's 2026 and the year of the dog is just around the corner."
"We're talking about a very loyal, hardworking, and determined friend here. If you need someone to stay late at work with you or go on a long hike, this is your sign. But if you're looking for some excitement in the bedroom, well… maybe not so much. It looks like our flamboyant little friend is more of an outside-the-box kinda guy."
"That being said, it's a great year to try something new and spicy! So grab your best pair of leather chaps, pop open that bottle of Chardonnay, and let's get down and dirty together!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8