Snake: "It's gonna be a fabulous year for snakes! They say you can't keep a good snake down and that's definitely true this year. With all that slithering action going on, it's only natural to get swept up in the excitement. But watch out – there may be some slippery situations ahead. Be sure to wear your fanciest silk underwear and stay lubed up!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8