Rooster: "Chinese zodiac signs are like dudes at a party – you either love 'em or hate 'em. But today's forecast for Roosters is looking pretty bright! Get ready to strut your stuff and make some serious moves in the bedroom. And if you're looking for some action, don't be shy about asking for what you want – just be sure to use some sexy lingo like 'cock of the walk' or 'pecker-head.'"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8